THE NEW Yorker magazine once ran a competition asking readers to suggest the smallest thing anyone could possibly imagine. Entries included Pol Pot’s sense of compassion, Richard Nixon’s moral compass, Ronald Reagan’s record of academic achievement – but if that contest was run again today, we would, thanks to Locog, have something smaller than any of those.
You see, in its latest plans for Greenwich Park, London 2012 has just announced what legacy the park will gain from hosting the Olympic equestrian events. It’s there in their latest “venue update” (page 3, if you’re interested, and you have access to a powerful enough microscope.)
“We are working with the Royal Parks and local societies,” they say, “to see what long-term improvements we can leave in the Park, including” (here it comes) “a possible new feature in the children’s playground.”
Ten months of partial closures, one month of complete closure, great disruption, the risk of permanent damage to a World Heritage landscape… and Greenwich Park gets in return a “new feature in the children’s playground,” sorry, a “possible” new feature in the children’s playground.
It sounds an awfully complicated way to procure a couple of swings. I’ve just moved to a better-paying job, I’ve got a bit of cash to spare, so let me put this counter-proposition to Locog. If we want to help the local kids, couldn’t we just cut out the Olympics and have a whip-round?
The playground pledge (I particularly liked that bit about it having been achieved with the help of the local societies – let no-one say that the Greenwich Society does nothing for Greenwich!) comes as part of a Locog consultation blitz ahead of its likely planning application in December.
The first act was last week’s joint meeting of the four societies – the Greenwich Society, the Blackheath Society, the Friends of Greenwich Park and the Westcombe Society – at which various offers described as “key concessions” were made.
The first not-very-key concession was to reduce the total closure of the park from the figure Locog first thought of (6-8 weeks) to their new figure of 4 weeks. That first figure, of course, was entirely notional. Could the cynic in me be allowed to suggest that it was deliberately put about in order to be able to offer this “concession” when things got sticky?
The important period here is not just the two to four weeks allegedly lopped off the closure time; not just the full month the entire park will still be closed; but the fact that very large parts of it will be closed for most of a year. You won’t find mention of that in Locog’s press release about the meeting last week – but it is admitted in the venue update document.
On page 5, this document states: “Work is likely to begin on the installation of a temporary arena in the north of the Park in March/April 2012. From this date onwards some parts of the park will be cordoned off.” At least a quarter of the park, in fact; and the vast majority of the lower park. The use of the words “cordoned off” implies little bits of tape – but this is a construction site. The cordons will be great big fences.
On page 7, it says that the “structures in the park” – that is, the arena and stabling – will be removed between September and October 2012. That is a closure of a very substantial area for up to seven months in 2012 alone. There will also be a test event in summer 2011.
What else? The Locog press release says that “no trees will have to be cut down,” but the venue update is much more interestingly worded. It says that “we will not be removing any trees from the Park (my italics.)” What I think this might mean is that, although the chainsaw will not be taken to any tree, some of those which stand in the way of the cross-country course could be uprooted and shifted to different parts of the Park. That would, of course, change the appearance of the Park – and quite possibly kill some of the trees that are moved. There are more ways of destroying a tree than cutting it down.
The venue update also says that “arboricultural experts have worked with us to ensure a [cross-country] course has been identified that will not adversely affect any trees.” But the map contained in the same document specifically says that the cross-country course shown has not yet been finalised and is only “indicative.”
They’ve been working on this course for three years now – Sue Benson, the course designer, was appointed in October 2006. If they still haven’t come up with a final design after all that time, and only two months before they’re supposed to be applying for planning permission, what does that tell us? It tells me that they are having great difficulty coming up with a course that fits and won’t do any damage.
Let’s examine another of the “key concessions” supposedly made last week. Clive Corlett, of the Friends of Greenwich Park, is quoted in one of the local papers as saying that “there are to be no road closures.” That is not, however, what the press release says. It says that “there are no planned residential road closures.”
Note the use of the present tense. All that statement means is that there are no closures planned at the moment – which, with three years to go, is only what you’d expect. It does not mean that plans for road closures will not be made in the future. The Olympic Delivery Authority is certainly being given the power to close those roads; it would not have been given that power if there were no intention of using it.
The important qualifier “residential roads” is also made – which suggests to me that they do, in fact, already have plans for the closure of some roads deemed “non-residential.” Finally, the sweeping powers being given the ODA allow them to do many things other than simply close a road. They will also, for instance, be allowed to ban parking, waiting, stopping. No assurances appear to have been given on this.
I said the fact that no cross-country course has yet been announced might mean that they can’t come up with a course. It might mean something else – that they do have a final course, and a detailed plan, but are hoping to delay publishing it as late as possible to minimise our opportunity to scrutinise those all-important written words.
Never forget that warm words, of the type spoken at meetings like last week’s, do not count. In dealing with bureaucracies like Locog and the ODA, the only words that matter are those which are written down. The planning application is where all those written-down words will be.
Until we see that actual planning application, any consultations Locog may undertake have very little meaning.
Indigo says
Let no one be misled: for most of 2010 and 2011, much of the Park – first one bit, then another bit – will be a hard-hat area.
There will be lots more of those coy promotional pictures that we have got so sick of seeing (in the context of the Dome construction and the CrossRail extension) of middle-aged MPs and chamber of commerce officers wearing reflective jackets and yellow helmets grinning at the camera like small boys allowed to ride a digger. In the background will be – not the rolling acres of green grass and magnificent mature trees of England finest Baroque landscape and green space beloved of hundreds of Londoners – no, there will be ugliness and permanent destruction, in huge earth excavations and massive steel frameworks.
I want to hear more public discussion of LOCOG’s cunning plan to water the top of Greenwich Park until the bottom of the Park turns into a quagmire. Has LOCOG conducted a risk analysis of what happens to the foundations of the Queens House when all that water (to make it nice for half-ton horses to race across ONCE) reaches the National Maritime Museum?
Paul G says
A very interesting point Indigo. I went to the public meeting in the park earlier this year and did ask a LOCOG representative what contingency plans and budgets they had in place should there be any damage to the park or environment. Let me put your mind at rest; they have no contingency plans or budget because,as they told me, nothing will go wrong.
I also asked what would happen if construction uncovered anything of archeological interest and was told that there isn’t anything to find in the area in question.
Indigo says
It is very strange but this Government still suffers from excessive optimism.
It doesn’t do contingency plans or realistic budgeting at all well. I was one of the members of the public who attended a Select Committee hearing into the New Millennium Experience Company’s plans for the Dome and heard Peter Mandelson (Minister without Portfolio) tell the Committee that “there would not be an overall cost overrun” (later the NMEC admitted that there would be cost over-runs of £26 million), and that the Company would deliver the Experience within the agreed budget. The Select Committee concluded: “We found both the Company and Mr Mandelson reluctant to elaborate about their contingency plans, if indeed such contingency plans have been prepared as they should have been … We conclude that a comprehensive contingency plan has not yet reached final form.”
Then “By the time that Mr Gerbeau arrived at the Dome there was no contingency left in the budget. The Company was suffering from cashflow difficulties that had been exacerbated by the sponsors’ failure to pay monies according to the contract schedules.”
Reading the debateof 28 January 1998 in Hansard reminds us that we have been here before.
Mr Fraser: “I shall now turn to the financial and contingency plans—or, rather, to the absence of contingency plans. … when we ask for details of contingency plans, we are greeted with intransigence. … May I use this opportunity to ask the Minister for an update on the report of the Select Committee? Two important requests were made. The first was that a comprehensive contingency plan be completed by the New Millennium Experience Company as a matter of urgency.”
And we all know what happened in the end. Something like twice as much Lottery money was spent on the Dome than was planned.
Deniable Agent says
Bang on as usual…. trying to contact you.
Andrew Gilligan says
My email address is andrew.gilligan@telegraph.co.uk. Look forward to hearing from you.